a song meme of epic proportions.

[lmcteer]

This has the potential to be the greatest ever. If you participate.
Hell, use google for all I care. Just guess! :)

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: STRIKE out the songs when someone guesses correctly. (MUST HAVE ARTIST AS WELL)
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating

1. "No matter which way you go... No matter which way you stay."
2. "Tell me before I waltz out of your life, before turning my back on the past."
3. "Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant... Something modern... The internet!"
4. "Once upon a time.............. I wish! In a far off kingdom..."
5. "What's going on Joe? Why am I so scared? What was that woman saying?"
6. "Are you ready to try again? I think I'm ready. Ohkay, here we go."
7. "Am I drunk? Or maybe I'm dreaming. I oughta be screaming, he's suddenly everything today is thoroughly!"
8. "So afford me a moment of clarity. You don't believe that I am a muse, but you do believe my sisters placed a curse on you? Well fie upon you, Sunny Malone."
9. "How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day?"
10. "You. Don't. Know. How. Much. I. Need. You. While. You're. Near. Me. I. Don't. Feel. Blue."
11. "Hey everyone! I can't tell you how excited I am to be working with such an awesome group of riders."
12. "Into marvelous light I'm running. Out of darkness, out of shame! By the cross you are the truth, you are the life, you are the way."
13. "The gentlemen is a dope. A man of many faults. A clumsy Joe, who wouldn;t know a rumba from a waltz!"
14. "So..." "Soo... I think it's time to talk about my wife, don't you?" "Boast or complain?"
15. "No Carla! This is the third time you've cheated on me since lunch!"
16. "Tracy Turnblad, this is for you! They came from way far out in, outer space!"
17. "How are we getting to the castle?" "A wee strochfair de slogen vagon suchen fruchen." "What's that?" "A HAY RIDE!" (I'm sure German people will find that offensive but no where could I find what she actually says.)
18. "Penny for your thoughts. You know, until now my life has been nothing but a meaningless whirl of silly parties."
19. "It's out with the old, and in with the new. Goodbye clouds of grey, hello skys of blue."
20. "Strange dear, but true dear. When I'm close to you dear, the stars fill the sky. So in love with you am I."
21. "Wake up in the morning with a head like what ya done? This used to be the life but I don't need another one."
22. "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was in a show called Baker's Wife. *giggle*
(Well, we all know who... But what and if you can say where then you get a cookie. I will freaking mail you one.)
23. "I know a girl she puts the color inside of my world. A+But she's just like a maze, where all of the walls are contually changed."
24. "I'm breaking my mother's heart. The more I stand looking at you the more I hear it splinter and crack, from ninety miles away."
25. "Hello. How are we today? A little quiet? I'm feeling a little blue myself, you know, a little anxious for no particular reason. A little sad that I should feel anxious at this age."

Go forth and guess via comment, please!
I might cry if I don't get any replies, just as a warning. :)

Well I promised a longer entry, but this will have to do for now.